Story of the Year alert.
One NBA team allegedly got busy this past Memorial Day Weekend which really makes you realize how integral the tightly wound Orlando bubble is to basketball actual being played.
Please prepare yourself for this oral dissertation (no pun intended) on what it’s like to hook up with seven members of a NBA team in one night.
Nah what NBA team was letting this girl throat them like this at the same time 😭 pic.twitter.com/2XrS4Tc4UX
— Ⓜ️ (@WashedMel) August 18, 2020
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Where to begin? Let’s just fast forward to the end as the highlight for me was,
“They knew I was in there and they all pulled up and were like, let’s get lit. And they were sitting around the bed and they just rotated.”
WHAAAAAAAAAT??? Did each player have to check in at the nightstand before coming in? Was their coach there to make substitutions for them? This is wild. I think we need to hit up Awesemo.com to see if we can get some minute projections up in here for the next time half of a NBA team rails an OnlyFans star.
The most pressing question though is “Which team was it?” If your money was on the Phoenix Suns at -150 then congratulations! That was a great bet.
got my answer pic.twitter.com/wcWvtfqCHi
— J A Y💮 (@thatsxjaylen) August 18, 2020
I’ll let you speculate on which six were involved with Devin Booker (or maybe five because she says that one “worked for the team”).
The odds on the Suns having more wins in the NBA Bubble than the number of Suns players/staff that hooked up with this girl on Memorial Day Weekend had to have been astronomical, but as Kevin Malone from the Office says, “If somebody gives you 10,000 to 1 odds on anything, you take it.”
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