Steve Sarkisian had to speak on a rather bizarre story on Thursday.
So, according to a report, Texas’ special teams coordinator Jeff Banks is hooking up with a stripper who goes by the stage name “Pole Assassin”. And during Halloween, she became under fire when a pet monkey (bought by Banks) bit a trick-or-treater.
Texas Football Coach Jeff Banks’ Stripper Girlfriend’s Pet Monkey Allegedly Bit A Trick-Or-Treater On Halloweenhttps://t.co/A4Nl9xPX0z
— SideAction (@SideActionHQ) November 2, 2021
Steve Sarkisian forced to speak on ridiculous story
Being as he’s a coach of college students, Jeff Banks’ players must have gotten a kick out this absurd story. But according to Sark, the team is not distracted by “Pole Assassin”, the monkey, or anything else going on in here.
Sark passes when asked about the monkey story involving an assistant coach. Says that's a personal matter. Does not discuss personal matters in public. "Not a distraction at all."
— Brian Davis (@BDavisAAS) November 4, 2021
Social media wasn’t buying Steve Sarkisian’s take.
“Not a distraction at all.” pic.twitter.com/TfiAl9TjIz
— BigOrangeHeupel (@BigOrangeHeupel) November 4, 2021
"Sark our attorney advises that you don't say anything about my situation or the pole assassin because it's a legal matter. Once all this is over we'll cut you a cashier's check"⭕🧬🙊💀😭🤘🏾⬇️ https://t.co/azbrlUxYCU pic.twitter.com/Qaw97Ln7nz
— Monty Sisco (@MontySisco1) November 4, 2021
— The Junction Blog (@thejunctionblog) November 4, 2021
— Zach Taylor (@ZachTaylorSport) November 4, 2021
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Steve Sarksian opted against going into detail about anything else about this insane story surrounding Jeff Banks. But I would have paid a lot of money to have been a fly on the wall when Banks was trying to explain the whole thing to Sark or his players.
Nevertheless, it appears that Texas will try to soldier on like its business as usual.
And Steve Sarkisian will hope all this monkey nonsense goes away soon.