Earl Thomas Received A Thoughtful ‘I’m Sorry I Held You At Gunpoint After Your Family Cheating Orgy’ Birthday Gift From His Wife

PREVIOUSLY: Ravens’ Earl Thomas Allegedly Held At Gunpoint By His Wife After Being Busted In A Group Sex Situation With His Brother

You know what they say: A setback is a setup for a big comeback. And how about this comeback by Nina and Earl Thomas? I’m never one to judge a couple’s missteps or disconnects because we all have them. For you or me, we may have a fight with our significant other over something that happened months ago. Or maybe you didn’t take out the trash and the stress of the current societal situation sent your partner off the deep end. For Earl Thomas and his wife Nina, it’s that she, with the help of two friends, apparently caught Earl and his brother having sex with other women in bed together. Two sides of the same coin, really. If you had to select the situation from a drop-down menu on a website about your relationship isses, both would be listed as “A Fight”. That’s what matters.

And nothing tugs at the ol’ “my bad for pulling a gun on you even though you probably shouldn’t have had that group sex soiree with your brother” heart strings more than a diamond and gold locket with a photo of Earl and his dad. Earl is clearly a man who values family that’s definitely a touching photo. Maybe it even reminds Earl of a time that he and Pops got together to act out the Urban Dictionary definition of “Eiffel Tower” at a family outing.

So hopefully we can all move forward now that this situation has been remedied. No one got shot, Earl Thomas got a lovely chain, Earl’s brother got to reenact the Step Brothers “Did we just become best friends?” scene with his cherished sibling while raw dogging some girls, they’re all richer for the experience.

It’s time for us all to move on. Especially you, Mark Ingram:

 

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Chris Spags is the senior director of editorial strategy at Awesemo.com and contributes to the site's NBA, NFL, and MLB coverage as a writer and host of video content. Chris's content background from sites like Guyism, Uproxx, and Barstool Sports allows him to bring a unique spin to the world of daily fantasy sports analysis. Chris writes regular columns with NBA and NFL analysis as well as his inimitable style and his 'Four Corners' videos for basketball, baseball, and football DFS are the primary short form content offering on Awesemo's YouTube channel. You can find him on almost any given night providing analysis right up to slate lock on Awesemo's flagship Live Before Lock livestreams or on Twitter @ChrisSpags. You can contact Chris by emailing [email protected].

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